marco-van-ginkel:

I think I now understand the true meaning of unconditional love

It’s my love for Lampard

(via ilovechelseafc)

@5 hours ago with 94 notes
theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

(via toothpast)

@16 hours ago with 21773 notes
soytugroupie:

beautiful
Cant express how much I love this

soytugroupie:

beautiful

Cant express how much I love this

(Source: traceloops, via s3xhairandscratches)

@2 days ago with 211314 notes

shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

@3 days ago with 141045 notes
"Drive Thru"

"Drive Thru"

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via hornyspice)

@4 days ago with 167152 notes
9gag:

The sign knows it well. #9gag

9gag:

The sign knows it well. #9gag

@15 hours ago with 559 notes

(Source: watermelon-ocean, via sexpectinq)

@2 days ago with 901528 notes
traceloops:

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

traceloops:

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

(via misssth)

@2 days ago with 678 notes
meatbicyclevevo:

when u try ur best but dont succeed

meatbicyclevevo:

when u try ur best but dont succeed

(via toothpast)

@3 days ago with 4274 notes
motenai182:


Cállate y frésame.
Hazme fruta

Genial, de lo mejor de tumblr <3

motenai182:

Cállate y frésame.

Hazme fruta

Genial, de lo mejor de tumblr <3

(Source: muerdomilengua, via y-si-te-digo-que-te-quiero)

@4 days ago with 33729 notes